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The Firm Gridiron Gazette

One argument a week, built from the league's own numbers. The GOAT case, the spoon race, grudges settled and leads blown. New issue every Tuesday morning once the dust clears.

Current issuePreseason 2026 · Thu, Sep 3, 2026

gaberios has won 50 of 70 games and the rest of you keep pretending it's a competitive league. GKrum opens as the Shamp favorite before a single snap.

Sixteen seasons in, 399 matchups on the Sleeper books, and the ledger is not subtle. gaberios is 50-20 across six seasons, 60.2 percent in all-play, 144.48 points per game, back-to-back titles in 2023 and 2024, runner-up in 2022 and 2025. Nobody else has more than 38 wins. At the other end, GKrum sits at 31-39 with a 44.4 all-play and a league-low 132.74 per game, and owns the worst single week ever recorded, 63.16 in Week 8 of 2025. The preseason argument writes itself.

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Next issue: Tuesday, September 8. Every figure the Gazette prints is computed from the league's Sleeper record before a single sentence is written — the numbers are never guessed.